Facecocking

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Using social media like a loudmouth when you could just send a private message, usually because you’re trying to look important and show off like a fool.
@brucewayne just posted a selfie with a sandwich and tagged 10 people. I sent him a DM saying 'I’m still waiting for the real sandwich.'
She posted a story about her coffee and tagged 5 people. I just texted her and said, 'I’m tired of your coffee drama.'
He live-tweeted his lunch break and mentioned 8 people. I sent him a message that said, 'Just eat your sandwich and shut up.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a guy, for no good reason, shoves his hard-on in someone’s face during the fun part of a hookup, like he’s trying to shock them or make them laugh.
He stuck his cock in my face during foreplay. I just said, 'You’re gonna regret that.'
At the party, he grabbed my face and shoved his cock at me. I laughed and said, 'You’re gonna need a new face.'
During the middle of our fun time, he just pushed his cock in my face. I said, 'You’re acting like you’re in a horror movie.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone has braces, their face looks like they’re blowing on a cock, which is why they’re called facecocking.
My friend has braces and it looks like he’s blowing on a cock. I told him, 'You’re facecocking like a pro.'
She has braces and it looks like she’s sucking on a cock. I said, 'You’re facecocking like a madwoman.'
He walked in with braces and I said, 'You’re facecocking like you’re trying to beat a cock.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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