Faceclean

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When you erase all the juicy stuff like sex, drugs, and anything else that makes your face blush red and your momma cry.
My friend posted a picture of a pizza and a cigarette. I had to faceclean it because it looked too cool for my mom.
He sent a DM about a dance party with a side of weed. I facecleaned it before my grandma saw it.
She posted a story about a secret love affair. I facecleaned it before my dad got a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hiding all the bad stuff your friends post so you don't have to explain why your face looks like it's been in a fight.
My friend posted about smoking weed and eating pizza at 3 a. m. I facecleaned it before my mom walked in.
He sent a tweet about a weird dream. I facecleaned it because it was too weird for my teacher.
She posted about sneaking out. I facecleaned it before my brother saw it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you delete all the cool stuff your friends post just because it's too much for your brain to handle and your face turns red.
My friend posted a video of a wild party. I facecleaned it because my brain couldn't handle it.
He sent a DM about a crazy adventure. I facecleaned it because it was too wild for me.
She posted a story about a secret hideout. I facecleaned it because my brain exploded.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you erase all the fun stuff your friends post so you don't have to explain why your face is blushing like a tomato.
My friend posted about a secret pizza place. I facecleaned it because it was too good for my mom.
He sent a tweet about a weird dream. I facecleaned it before my teacher saw it.
She posted a story about a mystery box. I facecleaned it before my brother got jealous.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Hiding all the cool and naughty stuff your friends post so your face doesn't look like it's been hit by a truck.
My friend posted about a crazy party. I facecleaned it before my mom walked in.
He sent a DM about a secret hideout. I facecleaned it before my brother saw it.
She posted a story about a wild adventure. I facecleaned it before my dad got a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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