facecism

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A fake democracy where rich jerks run everything like a gang of lazy dictators who think they're gods and everyone else is a stupid slave.

The CEO of a fake democracy just got a raise while the workers got fired.

The corpocracy is just a fancy word for rich people stealing from you.

Actual fascism is when your boss yells at you for 10 hours straight.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you ditch Facebook because it's so addictive it's like a drug, and you need a vacation from it just to get your life back.

I took a facecation because Facebook was making me more tired than my job.

My facecation was real life. My Facebook was fake life.

I left Facebook for a week. Now I can actually remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you lie to your friends on Facebook by saying you're in Paris, but you're actually still wearing pajamas at home.

I checked in at the Eiffel Tower. I was in my pajamas and my dog was watching me.

I posted a picture of the Louvre. It was just a photo from my phone. And it was upside down.

I said I was in Tokyo. I was in my mom's kitchen.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you skip shaving because your face looks like a raccoon that got hit by a bus and doesn't care.

I skipped shaving because my face looked like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.

My face looked like a crumpled-up sock. I didn't bother shaving.

I had a five o'clock shadow that looked like it was from the Stone Age.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you only post the best parts of your trip, like you're a perfect person who never gets angry, doesn't miss flights, and has a view of the ocean from their hotel room.

I only posted the pictures of the sunset. I didn't mention the flight delay or the hotel room with the view of the trash can.

My trip was perfect. I didn't post the part where I cried in the airport.

I only showed the fancy dinner. I didn't mention the part where I got food poisoning.

by Slangipedia 3d ago