Facecide

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When you delete your Facebook for good because it’s full of stupid stuff like groups, apps, and friends who act like they know you.

I just Facecided because my Facebook is full of people who joined my birthday group but didn’t even come.

My Facebook is like a junkyard. I’m Faceciding it before it eats me.

I had to Facecide after my ex joined my work group and sent me a message that said 'Hi.'

You Facecide when you’re done with Facebook because it’s got too many apps, too many friends, and too many dumb things.

I Facecided because my Facebook started spamming me with ads from apps I never used.

My Facebook was so full of friends I didn’t even know, I Facecided.

I Facecided after my mom joined my gaming group and started commenting on every post.

Facecide is when you delete Facebook for good because it’s got too much junk, too many people, and not enough fun.

I Facecided because my Facebook was full of people who liked my cat but never commented on my posts.

After my Facebook started showing me ads for things I don’t need, I Facecided.

I Facecided because my ex’s new girlfriend joined my group and sent me a message that said 'You’re still cute.'

Facecide is when you quit Facebook for good because it’s got too many apps, too many friends, and not enough sense.

I Facecided because my Facebook was spamming me with messages from apps I never downloaded.

I Facecided because my best friend joined my work group and started tagging me in every post.

I Facecided because my Facebook was so full of friends, it started deleting my posts.

Facecide is the act of deleting Facebook forever because it’s got too many people, too many groups, and not enough cool stuff.

I Facecided because my Facebook was full of people who joined my group but didn’t even know who I was.

I Facecided after my Facebook started showing me ads for apps I didn’t need.

I Facecided because my ex joined my work group and started messaging me every day.

Facecide is when you delete Facebook for good because it’s got too many apps, too many friends, and not enough time.

I Facecided because my Facebook was full of apps that sent me messages every hour.

I Facecided because my Facebook started showing me ads for things I don’t want.

I Facecided because my best friend joined my group and started tagging me in every post.