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a fancy way to say facebook that only idiots use
My mom still uses facechode. I feel sorry for her.
Facechode is for people who can't handle real life.
Facechode is just a stupid name for a stupid app.
facechode
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the reason your friends are all fake
I blocked my ex on facechode. He still texts me.
Facechode is where everyone lies.
My facechode is full of people I don't know.
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a place where people post pictures of their food and think they're cool
My facechode is just pictures of my lunch.
Facechode is where everyone is bragging about their food.
I only use facechode to show off my pizza.
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the worst invention since the wheel
Facechode is worse than the wheel.
I would rather ride a bike than use facechode.
Facechode is the reason I have no life.
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a place where you can't even have a real conversation
I tried to talk to my crush on facechode. He just typed 'hey'.
Facechode is just a bunch of messages that no one reads.
My facechode is full of people who never reply.
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the only place you can show off your dumbest selfies
I posted 10 selfies on facechode today. I'm proud.
Facechode is where everyone shows off their dumbest pictures.
My facechode is just a bunch of ugly selfies.