facecheck

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In a video game, you charge into fog of war like a stupid idiot, hoping to see enemies with your face. It’s like walking into a meat grinder and yelling ‘I’m not scared!’

I facechecked a noob and got killed instantly. Classic.

I facechecked a pro and got a laugh. Also classic.

I facechecked a bush and got a surprise attack. Not classic.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you’re stuck in a bus with a drunk college kid who’s doing things that should only be done in a dark room and not on a moving bus.

That girl facechecked the bus driver. He didn’t even flinch.

My friend facechecked the entire bus. He’s a legend.

The kid facechecked the bus. The bus facechecked him back.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Looking at someone’s Facebook profile picture before accepting their friend request. Because why trust someone who doesn’t even have a decent face?

I facechecked my crush. He had a beard. I’m out.

I facechecked my mom. She looked like a witch. I’m in.

I facechecked my dog. He looked like a rock. I’m confused.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Smashing your face into someone else’s face or fists. It’s like a stupid punch from a dumb kid who thinks they’re tough.

I facechecked my brother. He cried. I won.

I facechecked a guy in a bar. He asked for a drink. I lost.

I facechecked my ex. She laughed. I died.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a waitress gets angry and sticks your check to your forehead with a hairpin. It’s like getting a tattoo from a mad woman.

The waitress facechecked me. I had a check on my head. I looked like a fool.

I facechecked her back. She got a check on her head. She looked like a fool.

We facechecked each other. We both looked like fools.

by Slangipedia 4d ago