Facechatrape

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When Facebook chat acts like it's got a brain and decides to go on vacation.
I tried to text my ex, and it just stared at me like I was weird.
My mom sent me a message, and it disappeared like it was ashamed.
I tried to talk to my crush, and the chat was like, 'Not today.'
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When Facebook chat decides to take a break and leave you hanging like a bad decision.
I sent a message to my friend, and it vanished like it never existed.
I tried to tell my crush I liked them, and the chat just rolled its eyes.
I tried to message my teacher, and it was like it had a life of its own.
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When Facebook chat acts like it’s got a grudge against you and won’t let you talk.
I tried to message my dad, and the chat just glared at me.
I tried to text my best friend, and it was like it hated me.
I tried to tell my crush I liked them, and the chat just said, 'Nope.'
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When Facebook chat is being a complete jerk and won’t let you send a message.
I tried to message my ex, and it was like it had a personal vendetta.
I tried to talk to my crush, and the chat just said, 'Not now, loser.'
I sent a message to my friend, and it just disappeared like it had a life of its own.
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When Facebook chat is like, 'Nope, I’m not doing this,' and leaves you hanging.
I tried to message my crush, and it just said, 'Not today.'
I sent a message to my best friend, and it vanished like it never existed.
I tried to talk to my teacher, and the chat just said, 'You’re on your own.'
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When Facebook chat is being a total pain in the ass and won’t let you send messages.
I tried to message my ex, and it was like it had a personal grudge.
I tried to talk to my crush, and the chat just said, 'Not now, buddy.'
I sent a message to my mom, and it vanished like it was ashamed.
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