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When you talk to people online using Facebook’s chat thing, and it’s so bad it feels like being trapped in a sauna with your grandma and her pet raccoon.
I tried facechatting my cousin and he just kept sending me memes of cats falling off cliffs.
My mom started facechatting me at 3 a. m. and asked why I hadn’t texted her back.
I facechatted my teacher and she yelled at me for drawing a mustache on her face.