facechair

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A facechair is when one person turns the other into a bench so they can sit on their face like it's a throne.
My boyfriend sat on my face during the whole movie. I was a facechair for 2 hours straight.
She turned her best friend into a facechair just to show off at the party.
He asked me to be his facechair so he could eat pizza while I suffered.
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A facechair is when someone forces you to be their seat while they enjoy the view of your face like it's a scenic overlook.
My sister made me her facechair so she could watch TikTok without standing.
He turned his crush into a facechair just to feel important.
I was a facechair for my dog because he thought I was a couch.
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A facechair is when you become someone's personal seat so they can take a break while you scream inside.
I was a facechair for my brother during his entire gaming session. I screamed so loud I woke the neighbors.
My mom made me her facechair just to rest her feet after shopping.
He used me as his facechair so he could eat chips while I had to hold him up.
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A facechair is when someone turns you into a seat just so they can sit on your face like it's a luxury experience.
I was a facechair for my dad during his lunch break. He took a nap on my face.
She made her friend a facechair just to show off at the gym.
He used me as his facechair so he could eat donuts without moving.
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A facechair is when you get turned into a seat so someone can sit on your face like it's a personal massage.
I was a facechair for my friend during his entire workout. I got a face massage and a sweat bath.
She made her boyfriend a facechair just to look cool at the park.
He used me as his facechair so he could eat while I got squished.
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