Facecation

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When you quit Facebook cold turkey because it's like a drug that makes you lazy and dumb. You take a facecation to actually do stuff like homework, work, or even clean your room.
"I'm going on a facecation. No more Facebook. No more dumb memes."
"Facebook is my enemy. I'm taking a facecation to survive."
"I quit Facebook today. My brain is now free."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Lying about where you are on Facebook so it looks like you're on a vacation, but really you're just in your pajamas at home.
"I'm in Paris. Or is it just my living room?" #facecation
"I'm in Rome. Or is it just my couch?" #facecation
"I'm on a beach in Hawaii. Or is it my bathtub?" #facecation
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you stop shaving because you're too lazy or too angry at your life. It's like your face is rebelling against you.
"I haven't shaved in a week. My face is a war zone."
"My beard is so long it's like a beard apocalypse."
"I'm not shaving. My face is now a prison."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When Facebook is so fake it feels like a twisted version of real life, like a fake democracy run by a corpocracy where everything is fake and everyone is a slavebook minion.
"Facebook is a fake democracy. Everyone is a slavebook minion."
"It's like a dictatorship run by a corpocracy. I hate it."
"Fake democracy? More like fake disaster."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Only showing the best parts of your trip so it looks like you're perfect. You hide the part where you got lost, your hotel was trash, and your flight was delayed.
"My trip was perfect. No delays, no bad hotels, no tantrums."
"I only post the good stuff. The rest is a disaster."
"I don't post the part where I got lost. That's too embarrassing."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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