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When you beg for likes and pity on Facebook like a beggar in a mall.

"Hey guys, my dog died. Again. I’m sad. Please like this."

"I just failed my math test. I’m 12. This is a tragedy."

"I ate 10 tacos. I’m now a taco god. Please worship me."

When your friend posts about the weather like it's the end of the world and you're stuck in a bunker.

"It’s raining. I can’t go outside. I’m dying."

"The sun came out. I’m now alive. Please tell my friends."

"There’s a thunderstorm. I’m scared. I’m 13. I’m a baby."

When you turn Facebook into your own personal radio station and you’re the DJ, the artist, and the audience.

"I’m playing this song because it’s my favorite. You should like it."

"This song is 10 years old. I still love it. You should too."

"I’m posting this song because I’m bored and I have nothing better to do."