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When your friends post about the weather like it's a big deal and you have to pretend you care even though you're just bored out of your mind
"It's 90 degrees today and I'm dying.", said no one ever
Your friend posts a photo of a cloud and calls it "the sky crying", it's not crying, it's just being lazy
You see a post about rain and you think, 'I wish I had a life'
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When someone on Facebook posts songs every day like they're trying to be cool and you're just there hoping they'll stop
"Check out this song by this artist I don't know.", posted at 1:00 a. m.
They posted a song every day for a month and still no one asked them to stop
You try to ignore it, but the music is too loud and now you're stuck in a loop
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When you post on Facebook just to get people to like you even though you're probably a fake person with no real life
"My dog died today, and I'm heartbroken.", and no one believes you
You post a picture of your lunch and expect 10 likes
You send a message to 10 friends just to get a reply
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