Facecase cracker

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A person who loves sticking their face so deep in someone else's butt crack they get facial hair from the ass sweat and razor burn from the friction

I saw him facecracking in the gym and his face was red like a tomato from the ass crack friction.

She Facecase cracked her boss so hard he gave her a raise just to shut her up.

My dog tried to Facecase crack my cousin and got a face full of butt crack and a lecture about bad dog behavior.

A human who goes full-on face deep in other people's butt cracks so bad their face turns into a map of the ass crack territory

He Facecase cracked his friend's butt crack so hard the friend had to take a break from eating tacos.

At the park, a Facecase cracker was face deep in a stranger's butt crack and didn't notice the police.

My neighbor Facecase cracked his mailman and now the mailman smells like ass crack and regret.

Someone who goes full-on face deep in other people's butt cracks until their face is raw and their soul is broken

She Facecase cracked her crush so hard he asked her out just to escape the ass crack forever.

At the bus stop, a Facecase cracker was so deep in a butt crack the bus driver had to honk the horn twice.

My brother Facecase cracked his math teacher and now he fails algebra from the ass crack trauma.