Facecabulary

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Facecabulary is the bunch of smug faces you know so well you can spot them from a mile away and know exactly what they mean.

Your mom’s face when she finds out you failed math again.

Your crush’s face when they see you eating a whole pizza by yourself.

Your teacher’s face when you talk back to them in class.

Facecabulary is the collection of faces that a person knows so well they can tell what’s wrong with you just by looking at your face.

Your little brother’s face when he realizes you ate the last cookie.

Your friend’s face when they find out you stole their lunch.

Your dad’s face when he sees your report card.

Facecabulary is like the dictionary of stupid faces people make that you know by heart and can guess what they’re thinking.

Your ex’s face when you text them and they ignore you.

Your dog’s face when you tell them they can’t go outside.

Your friend’s face when you tell them you’re going to beat them in a video game.

Facecabulary is the set of faces you know so well that you can read their thoughts from their face like a book.

Your mom’s face when she sees your messy room.

Your brother’s face when he realizes you’re the one who took his phone.

Your teacher’s face when you hand them a paper with all the answers wrong.

Facecabulary is the list of faces you know so well that you can tell what’s going on in their head just by looking at them.

Your crush’s face when they see you with someone else.

Your friend’s face when they find out you said something about them.

Your dad’s face when he sees your grades.

Facecabulary is the group of faces you know so well that you can predict what they’re going to say before they even open their mouth.

Your little sister’s face when you tell her she can’t have another snack.

Your neighbor’s face when they see your dog digging up their yard.

Your friend’s face when you tell them you’re going to beat them in a video game.