facebust

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When you post a photo or a nasty comment on Facebook to humiliate someone for doing something stupid or embarrassing.

I posted a picture of my cousin eating a whole pizza by himself and wrote, 'This man is a monster.'

I commented on my ex's wall, 'Still single? Still ugly? Still stupid?'

I posted a video of my friend falling into a puddle and tagged him in it.

Saying you're too busy to hang out with someone, but they catch you online on Facebook and it feels like you just insulted them.

I told my friend I was busy, but he saw me on Facebook and said, 'You're not that busy.'

I said I had homework, but my sister saw me on Facebook and laughed at me.

I said I was tired, but my mom saw me on Facebook and said, 'You're not tired enough.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Checking Facebook at work for a second, only to get an IM from someone who knows you're supposed to be working.

I logged on to Facebook during lunch and got an IM from my boss asking why I was online.

I checked Facebook for a second and my coworker messaged me, 'You're not working.'

I opened Facebook during a meeting and my friend sent me a message, 'You're not even paying attention.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You and one friend post something on Facebook, but you told another friend something else, and now everyone is confused.

I told my friend I was going to the mall, but I posted on Facebook that I was going to the park.

I told my sister I was going to sleep, but I posted on Facebook that I was going out.

I told my mom I was going to work, but I posted on Facebook that I was going to the beach.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A move where a guy pulls a girl's arms out while having sex with her from behind and slams her face on the floor, usually leading to a bloody nose.

He pulled her arms out and slammed her face into the floor, and she bled everywhere.

He did the facebust on the stairs, and she cried like a baby.

He pulled her arms out and her nose started bleeding, and it was the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Walking into a bar, getting thrown stuff because you're Arab, then catching a waitress and seducing her until you're caught by the cops in the middle of a movie.

I walked into a bar, got thrown stuff, caught a waitress, and got caught by the cops in the theater.

I walked into a bar, people threw things at me, I seduced a waitress, and the cops came in.

I walked into a bar, got thrown stuff, caught a waitress, and got arrested in the middle of the movie.

by Slangipedia 4d ago