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Making people cry by yelling at them on Facebook like they owe you money.
You said my pizza was bad. I said your life was bad. You said my life was bad. I said your pizza was dead.
Your ex posted a photo of you with a fake beard. You replied with a photo of them with a fake mustache and a fake bald spot.
Your uncle said your mom was a ‘joke’ and your dad said your uncle was a ‘disgrace’ and your mom said your dad was a ‘disgrace’ and your uncle said your mom was a ‘joke’.
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Using Facebook to scream at people like they’re in a jail cell with you.
Your crush liked your post. You replied with a 1000-word rant about how you’re going to fail in life.
Your mom tagged you in a photo. You replied with a list of all the things you hate about your life.
Your teacher posted a question about math. You replied with a 300-word essay about your hatred for math and your teacher.
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Putting people through hell by sending them mean messages on Facebook like they’re your enemy.
Your best friend posted a photo of you with a funny caption. You replied with a photo of them with a funny caption and a 1000-word essay about how they’re your worst enemy.
Your brother said you were ugly. You said he was a ‘disgrace’ and then said your mom was ugly and your dad was a ‘disgrace’.
Your crush said you were weird. You said they were weird and then said your crush’s crush was weird and then said your crush’s crush’s crush was weird.
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Yelling at people on Facebook like they owe you a million bucks and you’re going to sue them.
You said your crush was weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird.
Your mom posted a photo of you with a funny caption. You replied with a 1000-word essay about how your life is ruined.
Your teacher posted a math problem. You replied with a 500-word essay about how you hate math and your teacher and your life.
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Making people go crazy by sending them angry messages on Facebook like they’re your archenemy.
Your crush said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird.
Your mom posted a photo of you with a funny caption. You replied with a 2000-word essay about how your life is over.
Your teacher posted a math problem. You replied with a 1000-word essay about how you hate math and your teacher and your life and your mom.
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Putting people through hell by sending them mean messages on Facebook like they’re your worst enemy.
Your best friend said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird. You said they were weird. They said you were weird.
Your mom posted a photo of you with a funny caption. You replied with a 1000-word essay about how your life is ruined.
Your teacher posted a math problem. You replied with a 1000-word essay about how you hate math and your teacher and your life and your mom.
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