facebus

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When something is so dumb you’d rather get run over by a bus than watch it happen.
My cousin thinks the sky is green. I did a facebus.
My teacher explained math like it was a war. I did a facebus.
My dog ate my homework and I didn’t even care. I did a facebus.
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Yelling insults at someone on Facebook until they cry and delete their account.
I called my ex a hairless chihuahua on Facebook. She cried and left a comment.
I posted a rant about my mom’s cooking. She called me a baby.
I insulted my friend’s pet. He posted it on my wall.
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When something is so bad you slam your face into a moving bus just to end it all.
My math test had 100 questions. I did a facebus.
My brother tried to sing. I did a facebus.
My mom’s hair was on fire. I did a facebus.
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