Facebunking

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When you pretend to be working like a dog but you're really just scrolling through Facebook like it's your full-time job.
I'm typing this report... or am I just looking at my ex's vacation pics?
This meeting is boring. I'm on Facebook instead of paying attention.
I'm supposed to be fixing the printer... I'm on Facebook.
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The dumbest, most fake, and totally made-up stuff people post on Facebook. It's like they're trying to impress a baby.
My cat won the lottery. No one believes me.
I'm a famous rock star. Just ask my neighbor.
I saw a ghost. It was my mom.
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