Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Facebook® user who’s so sad they post only gloomy, awkward, and depressing stuff like they’re trying to ruin everyone’s day.

I woke up and my dog died. Again.

My ex just texted me. And he’s still married.

I ate three tacos and cried.

2

A Facebook® user who’s so down they only post stuff that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

My cat hates me. And my life.

I failed my math test. Again. And again.

I just texted my mom and she said, 'You’re still a mess.'

3

A Facebook® user who posts only boring, sad, and awkward updates like they’re trying to make the whole world feel worse.

I got fired. And my coffee is cold.

My dog won’t stop barking at the vacuum.

I tried to text my friend and he ignored me for three days.

4

A Facebook® user who’s so down they only post stuff that makes you want to scream into a pillow.

My day was trash. And my life is worse.

I cried in the grocery store. In front of the cereal aisle.

I texted my dad and he said, 'You’re still a disaster.'

5

A Facebook® user who posts only sad, awkward, and terrible updates like they’re trying to make the whole world feel like a dumpster fire.

My dog died. And my soul is dead.

I tried to text my friend. He said, 'You’re still a mess.'

I cried in the bathroom. And it was only 9 a. m.

6

A Facebook® user who’s so sad they only post stuff that makes you want to hit them with a bag of chips.

I failed my math test again. And again.

My dog won’t stop barking at the vacuum.

I cried in the grocery store. And I didn’t even buy anything.