Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can't stop staring at their phone like it's the last piece of pizza.

I checked Facebook 20 times during lunch. I'm not even hungry anymore.

My face hurts from smiling at my ex's vacation photos.

I posted a status about my status. It's a loop.

2

Someone who would rather watch their own life on a screen than live it.

I live-tweeted my dog's nap. It's a masterpiece.

I got a notification and cried. It was just a like.

I posted a photo of my breakfast and got 3 comments. I'm famous.

3

A human who can't function without their phone and their fake friends.

I missed my mom's call because I was arguing with a comment.

I changed my profile picture 7 times today. I'm a work in progress.

I got 2 likes and felt like I won the lottery.

4

A person who would rather die than stop scrolling through their phone.

I died on the toilet because I was too busy watching my ex's life.

I ignored my crush because I was replying to a meme.

I posted a photo of my face and got 1 like. I'm insulted.

5

A human who thinks their life is interesting and needs everyone to know.

I posted a photo of my cat and got 2 likes. I'm disappointed.

I sent my crush 10 messages. He didn't reply. I'm heartbroken.

I live-tweeted my coffee. It was a tragedy.

6

A person who would rather spend their life online than in real life.

I had a real-life conversation with my best friend. I forgot what he said.

I got a job and posted it on Facebook. I didn't even go to work.

I commented on my own post and got 3 likes. I'm a legend.