facebucks

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Fake money you use to buy likes, followers, and the illusion that your life is cool.

I spent 50 facebucks on a filter that makes me look like a robot. Still no one likes my posts.

My mom bought 100 facebucks just to post about her cat again.

I used facebucks to buy a filter that turns my face into a pizza. It was a disaster.

When you click 'unfriend' or 'block' so hard, you might need a new hand.

I facebucked my ex because he commented on my mom's cat post.

My cousin facebucked me after I posted a video of him crying at a movie.

I facebucked my neighbor because he posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat.

Getting so drunk on Facebook that you post stuff you'll regret the next day and probably cry about.

I facebucked my friend after I posted a video of me dancing in my pajamas at 2 a. m.

My sister facebucked me because I live-streamed my attempt to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

I facebucked my dad because I posted a comment about his bald spot.

When you pass the buck by just reposting a post and pretending you care, even though you did nothing.

I facebucked my coworker by reposting the 'save the whales' post and calling it a day.

My friend facebucked me by reposting the 'donate to the poor' post and said, 'I did my part.'

I facebucked my teacher by reposting the 'stop bullying' post and said, 'I’m in.'

When you're so good at commenting on Facebook that everyone thinks you're a genius and they wish they had your brain.

I facebucked my friend because he said I had the best comments on the group chat.

My mom facebucked me because I got 100 likes on my comment about her cat.

I facebucked my brother because he said my comment about his video game was the best ever.