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When you've said so many dumb things on Facebook that you've become the stupidest person in the group chat.

I posted a meme about cats fighting, and now everyone thinks I'm a genius.

My comment about pizza was so good, it got turned into a meme.

I wrote a whole essay on why socks are the best, and no one laughed.

When you're so full of yourself on Facebook that you think you're the best at everything, even when you're clearly wrong.

I posted a video of my dog doing a backflip and called myself a superhero.

I said the sky was green and everyone believed me.

I claimed I invented Facebook, and now I get free pizza every week.

When your Facebook comments are so bad they make your grandma cry and your dog run away.

I commented on a photo of a sunset and said it looked like my math test.

I said the moon was made of cheese and now everyone thinks I'm a lunatic.

I wrote a poem about my sock collection, and it was the worst thing ever.

When you're so proud of your Facebook comments that you think you're famous, even though no one knows who you are.

I posted a comment about the weather and now I think I'm a weather guru.

I said the internet was going to end, and everyone believed me.

I claimed I was the best at everything, and now I get called out every day.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you start commenting on things that aren't even happening.

I commented on a photo of my neighbor’s cat and said it was me.

I posted a comment about the moon even though it was nighttime.

I said the president was my best friend, and now I get called out every day.