facebroski

I saw your facebroski comment on my photo of a cat wearing sunglasses. It was just 'lol' and a facepalm emoji.

My facebroski sent me a message: 'You're still alive? That's wild.'

I had 100 facebroski friends, but only one liked my 'I ate 12 donuts' post.

My facebroski asked me for a snack, then blocked me after I said no.

He added me as a facebroski so he could get my pizza delivery code.

I had to eat 30 chicken nuggets because my facebroski posted my order on Facebook.

He only liked my post when I was in the 'We Are All Getting Fat' group chat.

My facebroski sent me a message: 'Hey, you're in the group chat. That means you're still alive.'

He added me as a facebroski so he could talk me into joining the 'I Hate Math' group.

He liked my post when I said, 'I ate my homework.'

My facebroski sent me a message: 'Your post about your dog eating your math test was legendary.'

He only liked my post when I said, 'I don't know what 2+2 is, but I'm not sorry.'

He liked my post when I said, 'I ate my math test, and it was delicious.'

My facebroski sent me a message: 'You're in the group chat and you said something dumb. That's a win.'

He only liked my post when I said, 'I don't know what 2+2 is, but I'm not sorry, and I'm in the group chat.'