facebrooke

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Screwing yourself off by staring at photos from Facebook like they’re a hot new lover.

I spent 2 hours on facebrooke today. My phone’s got a permanent hard-on.

My mom’s facebrooke session lasted so long, I thought she was going to die.

Facebrooke is the only thing keeping me from crying about my ex.

One person can spam the whole world with a single post, like they’re a king of the internet.

That kid posted one thing and now the whole school knows about his crush.

She said one thing on facebrooke and now my mom’s asking why I’m mad.

He posted once and now everyone in the world is mad at him.