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When you switch your Facebook status from 'in a relationship with' to 'single' just to tell everyone you're now single because Facebook says so. It's like telling your ex you're single before they even know what hit them.
Just changed my status to single. Hope you're proud of me, ex.
Single again. You're welcome.
I'm single now. You're not. You're just sad.
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When one person on Facebook decides to mess with their relationship status without telling the other person, like they're trying to play a trick or they're just being a jerk.
Changed my status to 'it's complicated' and now I have to explain it to my ex.
I'm in an open relationship now. You're not. You're confused.
I changed my status to single. You're still in the relationship. You're just stupid.
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