facebreak

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When you log off Facebook for a long time because you're tired of seeing your ex's new life and your friends' boring updates.
I'm taking a facebreak because my ex just posted a vacation pic and I'm still mad about the break-up.
My mom took a facebreak because she got annoyed by her friend's 100th cat video.
I'm going on a facebreak because I can't stand my crush's new Instagram filter.
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When you stop doing homework to check Facebook and end up wasting the whole afternoon.
I had to do math homework, but I took a facebreak and watched my friend's 500th cat video.
My brother took a facebreak instead of finishing his essay and posted a meme about it.
I skipped my history test because I took a facebreak for three hours straight.
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When someone breaks up with you on Facebook before telling you in person. It's like being dumped by a robot.
My crush broke up with me on Facebook before I even got to say goodbye.
My friend got dumped on Facebook and didn't even know what happened.
I broke up with my crush on Facebook just to be mean and he didn't even reply.
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When you take a long vacation from Facebook because you're sick of seeing everyone's perfect life.
I took a facebreak for two weeks because I was tired of my friend's vacation posts.
My cousin went on a facebreak after her ex posted a vacation picture with his new girlfriend.
I took a facebreak because I couldn't stand my friend's 100th vacation post.
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When you can't stand Facebook anymore and you just quit, but you can't actually quit because you're still logged in.
I took a facebreak because my ex kept posting about his new life and I was annoyed.
My sister took a facebreak because she got tired of her friend's 100th vacation post.
I took a facebreak because my crush kept liking my ex's posts.
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When you close your Facebook app or log out because you're done with all the drama and updates.
I took a facebreak because my crush was flirting with my ex on Facebook.
I took a facebreak because I got tired of my friend's 100th cat video.
I took a facebreak because my ex kept posting about his new life.
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When you dump someone on Facebook before telling them in person. It's like being a jerk with a screen.
I facebreaked my crush on Facebook before telling him in person.
My friend facebreaked his girlfriend on Facebook and she didn't even know.
I facebreaked my crush and he just stared at his phone for 10 minutes.
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