Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you post whiny stuff on Facebook just to make everyone else feel bad and think you're a sad, lonely loser.

I got rejected by my crush. My life is over. #facebrag

My dog died. I'm gonna die too. #facebrag

I'm eating cereal for dinner. I'm dying. #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

2

Bragging on Facebook like you're the king of the world because you got a new job, a new car, or a new obsession.

I got a promotion! I'm rich! #facebrag

I bought a Tesla! I'm cool! #facebrag

I went to Paris! I'm fabulous! #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

3

When you act like you're the best person ever on Facebook, even though you're just trying to impress people who don't care.

I'm the best at everything. You're not. #facebrag

I'm so good, I don't need friends. #facebrag

I'm perfect. You're not. #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

4

Showing off on Facebook like you're rich, cool, and the most fun person ever just to make others jealous.

I went to Hawaii! You're stuck here! #facebrag

I bought a house! You're still in a tiny apartment! #facebrag

I went to a concert! You're still stuck at work! #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

5

When you brag on Facebook so much your ego gets so big it explodes, and everyone hates you for it.

I'm so awesome I could take over the world! #facebrag

I'm so cool my dog follows me around! #facebrag

I'm the best! Everyone else is garbage! #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

6

When you post everything you do on Facebook just to make people think you're the most important person in the world.

I ate breakfast! You didn't! #facebrag

I went to the mall! You're stuck at home! #facebrag

I posted this! You're not! #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago

7

When you act like you're the most popular person on Facebook just because people liked your comment and you're too full of yourself to stop talking about it.

My comment was the best! Everyone agrees! #facebrag

I'm so clever, I'm famous! #facebrag

People liked my comment! I'm awesome! #facebrag

by Slangipedia 3d ago