facebraggin

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posting stupid stuff about yourself on Facebook to show off like a sore loser because you think you're the best and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.

I ate 10 pancakes for breakfast. No one asked me to.

I got a free coffee. It was worth it. Probably.

My dog thinks I'm a hero. He’s the only one who does.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you brag on Facebook like you're the king of the world even though no one else gives a damn and you’re just trying to feel better about your sad life.

I got a discount. I’m rich now. Don’t question me.

My plants are thriving. They’re better than you.

I wore socks with sandals. It’s a fashion statement.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you put random stuff on Facebook to act like you're important when you're really just trying to cover up how bad your life is.

I got a coupon. It was 50% off. I’m 100% awesome.

I took a picture of my lunch. It’s legendary.

I got a new haircut. It’s the best. You’re not.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you post dumb stuff on Facebook to look cool even though you're just trying to hide how much of a failure you really are.

I bought a new hat. It’s the most expensive thing I’ve ever bought.

I got a free pizza. I’m living my best life.

My cat thinks I’m cool. He’s wrong.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you brag on Facebook like you're the most important person ever even though no one cares and you’re just trying to feel special because your life is a mess.

I got a discount. I'm rich. You're not.

I took a selfie. It's perfect. You're not.

I got a new job. It's the best. You're not.

by Slangipedia 3d ago