Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who posts stupid stuff on Facebook to show off like they're the king of the world.

Just got a 99.9% on my SATs. You? Still eating cereal for dinner.

My new car is so fancy it makes your old car look like a toaster.

I went to Paris. You stayed home. Sad life.

2

A person who posts on Facebook like they're the most important person ever, even if they're not.

I got a promotion. You? Still stuck in the office. Loser.

I went to a fancy restaurant. You? Still eating McDonald's.

My dog got a gold medal. You? Still crying in the corner.

3

A person who uses Facebook to brag like it's their job and they're paid to be annoying.

I got a perfect score on my test. You? Still failing life.

I got a new phone. You? Still using a flip phone from 2001.

I went to the moon. You? Still stuck on Earth.

4

A person who posts on Facebook just to make others feel bad about their own lives.

I got a raise. You? Still eating pizza for lunch.

I went to the Bahamas. You? Still stuck in traffic.

I got married. You? Still single and crying.

5

A person who posts on Facebook like they're the best at everything, even when they're not.

I got a 100% on my math test. You? Still confused.

I got a new house. You? Still in a tiny apartment.

I got a new job. You? Still working at McDonald's.

6

A person who brags on Facebook like it's a competition and they're the winner.

I got a new car. You? Still driving a bike.

I got a perfect score. You? Still failing.

I got a promotion. You? Still stuck in the office.