Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Using Facebook like a megaphone to shout how great you are. You brag about your job, your new shoes, or your vacation, even though no one cares and you’re just trying to look cool.

I got a promotion! I’m basically a boss now. 😎

Just bought a new car. It’s purple. Like, really purple.

Going to Paris next week. I’m fancy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A loud, obnoxious post on Facebook where you talk about how awesome you are, like you’re the only person who matters in the world.

I got into Harvard. You’re all still stuck in high school. 😂

I ate three burgers for breakfast. I’m a beast.

My new tattoo is amazing. You’re all jealous.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you post on Facebook so much that you think you’re the most important person in the universe. You're basically a walking ego machine.

I just got a raise. I’m rich now. 😎

I won a game. It was easy. I’m a genius.

I ate the whole pizza. I’m a hero.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Posting on Facebook so much that it’s like you're trying to annoy everyone. You brag about everything, even the dumbest stuff.

I got a new pet. It’s a goldfish. It’s cute.

I got a free drink. I’m a legend.

I walked to the store. I’m a superhero.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you post pictures and status updates on Facebook just to brag about your life. You think you're the center of the universe.

Look at my new phone. It’s fancy. 😎

I went to a concert. It was amazing.

I got a 100 on my test. I’m smart.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you post sad stuff on Facebook and act like the whole world should feel sorry for you. You’re just trying to get attention.

My dog died. I’m sad.

I failed my test. I’m a loser.

I got dumped. My life is over.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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When you use Facebook to brag about everything you do, even the little stuff. You’re basically a walking advertisement for yourself.

I got a new pencil. It’s awesome.

I drank coffee. I’m alive.

I went to the park. I’m a legend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago