faceboy

My cousin is a faceboy. I saw him once and I’ve been crying ever since.

That guy at the bus stop is a faceboy. He looks like he was hit by a train and a chicken.

My dog ran away when I told him about my friend being a faceboy.

My brother is a faceboy. He screams every time he sees an octopus and cries when he sees a baby.

That guy at the park is a faceboy. He stared at a foetus like it was his soulmate.

My neighbor is a faceboy. He ran out of the house when he saw an octopus in the grocery store.

My friend is a faceboy. He codes for 12 hours and eats cheez its like they’re going out of style.

That guy at the coffee shop is a faceboy. He was coding and eating cheez its like it was a party.

My brother is a faceboy. He eats cheez its so much his pants are cheez its.

My teacher is a faceboy. She’s like a god and she’s got the face of a thousand sins.

That guy who won the lottery is a faceboy. He’s like a god and he’s got the face of a thousand sins.

My mom says I’m a faceboy. She says I’m like a god and I’ve got the face of a thousand sins.