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When you’re so annoying on Facebook it feels like your face is covered in farts
"I just had to post 12 times about my cat."
"I commented on every single photo from 2008."
"I sent a friend request to my own dog."
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The horror of being so loud on Facebook it wakes up the dead
"I posted a video of my breakfast at 3 AM."
"I tagged my ex in a picture from 2012."
"I replied to a post from 2009 with a rant about pizza."
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When your Facebook posts are so bad they should be banned from the internet
"I posted a 10-minute video about my feelings."
"I made a group chat with my pet and my fridge."
"I posted a status every hour for a whole week."
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When you’re so obsessed with Facebook it’s like it’s your second brain and it’s full of garbage
"I posted a photo of my hair in the shower."
"I replied to a post from 2007 with a rant about my socks."
"I made a poll about which sock is better."
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When you’re so crazy on Facebook it feels like you live in a meme
"I posted a selfie with my plants."
"I commented on a post from 2005 about my feelings."
"I sent my cousin 17 messages about my cat."