facebort

I faceborted because my ex kept posting selfies with her new guy.

My mom faceborted after I told her her dog ate her birthday cake.

I faceborted because my group chat had 200 members and no one knew who was who.

I faceborted after my cousin tagged me in a photo of her cat wearing a crown.

I faceborted because my friend’s birthday post had 500 comments and I wasn’t in any of them.

I faceborted because my ex’s status said 'single' and I knew it was a lie.

I faceborted because my mom posted a picture of my messy room with the caption 'My kid’s life'.

I faceborted after my boss sent me a message at 10 p. m. about a meeting I had no idea about.

I faceborted because my group chat had 300 people and I wasn’t even in the original one.

I faceborted because my ex kept commenting on my posts like I was still his girlfriend.

I faceborted after my friend posted a photo of my old crush with his new girlfriend.

I faceborted because my group chat had 100 people and I didn’t know who half of them were.

I faceborted because my ex’s ex sent me a message and I didn’t even want to know what it said.

I faceborted after my mom posted a status that said 'my kid’s life' and it was about my messy room again.

I faceborted because my group chat had 500 people and I still didn’t know who was who.