faceborking

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faceborking is when you stare at Facebook like it's your ex and you scroll for hours just to see what dumb stuff people are posting.

I checked my ex's Facebook 47 times today. He posted a picture of his dog wearing a hat. I'm still mad.

I faceborked my boss's profile and found out he has a side hustle selling tacos. I'm not impressed.

I faceborked my sister and saw she posted a picture of her cat in a bikini. I called her a fake.

faceborking is when you post embarrassing stuff about yourself or someone else online just to make them look bad or to laugh at them.

I faceborked my friend by posting a picture of him sleeping at the bus stop. He called me a traitor.

I faceborked my mom by sharing her old gym selfies. She said I was a monster.

I faceborked my crush by posting a video of him tripping in the hallway. He said I was evil.

faceborking is when Facebook crashes and you can't see your posts or messages and you get so angry you want to scream.

Facebook crashed during my lunch break. I threw my sandwich at the screen.

I was faceborking when my mom posted a picture of my dog wearing a tutu. I was too mad to laugh.

Facebook went down and I had no idea what my crush posted. I cried.

faceborking is when you get fired or dumped because someone saw something stupid on your Facebook page and they thought you were a total loser.

I got fired because my boss saw my Facebook post about eating 10 tacos in one sitting. He called me a mess.

My boyfriend dumped me because I posted a picture of my ex on my wall. I called him a drama queen.

I got rejected from college because my Facebook was full of memes and no grades. I called it a total disaster.