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Posting ugly pictures or dirt about yourself or someone else on Facebook to make them look like a total mess.
I posted a photo of my ex crying in a pizza box.
My boss saw my Facebook and fired me for being a disaster.
I posted a video of my dog eating my homework.
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When Facebook crashes and your face looks like it got hit by a truck.
Facebook went down and I looked like a train wreck.
I tried to log in and my face was on fire.
My whole life was on Facebook and it broke.
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Getting fired or dumped because of your Facebook life, which is basically a crime.
My boss saw my Facebook and said, 'You're fired, you're a mess.'
My girlfriend dumped me because I posted her crying in a taco truck.
I got dumped because I posted my ex's cat eating my pizza.
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Stalking people on Facebook like a crazy person who needs a life.
I stalk my ex on Facebook every day and it's ruining my life.
I check my crush's Facebook 10 times a day and I'm obsessed.
I posted a comment on my friend's wall and now I'm in a relationship with her mom.
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