Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A faceborgasm is when your face melts because you got too many Facebook alerts all at once

I checked my phone and screamed like a baby because my face was on fire

My mom got 500 notifications and fainted

My dog got 100 likes and peed on the floor

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A faceborgasm is when your face goes numb from staring at too many Facebook updates

I got so many notifications I forgot how to breathe

My face turned into a zombie after 200 notifications

My dad got 1000 likes and started talking to the screen

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A faceborgasm is when your face gets so annoyed from Facebook that it explodes

My face exploded after 2000 notifications

My friend got 500 notifications and cried

My cat got 10 likes and hissed at me

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A faceborgasm is when your face gets so happy from Facebook that it dances

I got 100 likes and my face did the cha-cha

My face did the twist after 50 notifications

My grandma got 20 likes and started singing

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A faceborgasm is when your face gets so confused from Facebook that it doesn't know what to do

I got 100 notifications and my face turned into a question mark

My face got lost after 200 likes

My face had no idea what was going on after 500 messages

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A faceborgasm is when your face gets so excited from Facebook that it screams

I got 500 likes and my face screamed

My face yelled after 100 notifications

My dog got 10 likes and barked like a maniac