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A giant brain made of your dumb friends and weird ads that tries to take over your life and make you post selfies at 2 a. m.
My mom joined FaceBorg and now she posts 10 selfies a day and tags my dad in every single one.
I got a message from my ex saying 'why did you unfriend me? I was trying to be friends again!'
My teacher logged into FaceBorg and now she knows my cat's name and my crush's favorite snack.