Facebore

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A Facebook user who keeps posting on your wall or sending you messages, but they're so dull you'd rather take a nap than read their stuff.

Hey, did you know I'm alive? Just thought I'd tell you.

I ate a sandwich. It was good.

I'm bored. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when I'm dead.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're stuck on Facebook for hours just waiting for someone to upload a profile picture or comment on a photo, even though it's the worst photo ever.

I've been on Facebook for four hours and still no new profile pic.

I commented on a photo of a cat wearing a hat. No reply.

I changed my status to 'going to sleep' and still no one talked to me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

So bored you could eat a whole pizza and still not care about anything on Facebook.

I posted 'just woke up' and fell back asleep.

I had a conversation with myself on Facebook. It was boring.

I posted 'going to sleep' and never went to bed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're too tired to read a Facebook status because it's longer than your life and it's about something you don't care about.

I tried to read the status. It was longer than my homework.

It started with 'I just woke up' and went on for 10 lines.

I gave up halfway through and went to watch TV.

by Slangipedia 13d ago