faceboozing

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Getting plastered and typing nonsense on Facebook because you think you're clever, but you're just making everyone cringe.

'u look like a f***ing potato i hate u' sent at 2:47 a. m.

'i think i'm in love with my cousin but also my fridge'

'this is the last message i will ever send you' followed by a picture of a pizza

Drinking so much at a frat party you forget your own name and start talking to people like they owe you money.

'bro why you not paying me back for that keg?' to someone who wasn't even there

'i'm the king of this party and i will prove it by eating a whole pizza'

'i think i'm a vampire and i bite my roommate's neck for no reason'

Sending a Facebook message to someone while drunk and either crying, laughing, or screaming into the void.

'i miss you so much i think i'll cry in my cereal' sent to your ex

'why did you leave me i was the best friend you ever had' followed by a selfie with glitter

'i'm going to die in this party and i will haunt you forever'