Faceboot

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When you restart your Facebook account like it's a broken toy and hope it stops annoying you.

I Facebooted my account because my ex kept commenting on my hot dog pics.

My dog Facebooted me because I Facebooted him first.

I Facebooted my grandma because she posted a meme about my dad's bald spot.

When some idiot decides to kick you off Facebook for no reason and acts like it's a big deal.

My friend got Facebooted because he said the president was fat.

I got Facebooted because I liked a post that said 'Main Stream Propaganda is stupid.'

My cousin got Facebooted for commenting 'This is the worst filter ever.' on a selfie.

Facebook turning into a fancy prison run by politicians, foreign spies, and people who hate your opinion.

Facebook is like a jail run by politicians and spies who hate your opinion.

They Facebooted me because I said the president was a bad leader.

Facebook is like a filter for propaganda and spies who want you to be confused.