Faceboost

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When you blow your own trumpet so hard your face turns red and your head feels like it might explode from all the dumb stuff you say.

I Faceboosted so much I got a standing ovation from my goldfish.

She Faceboosted during the meeting and made the boss cry.

He Faceboosted so loud the neighbor called the cops.

When you act like you're the most important person in the room, even though you're not and you probably never will be.

He Faceboosted during the game and lost because he was too busy bragging.

She Faceboosted so much her friends left the party.

My dog Faceboosted me and I let him.

When you show off so much your face looks like it’s about to burst from all the stupid stuff you’re saying.

He Faceboosted during the presentation and got a D for the class.

She Faceboosted so much her mom had to take her to the doctor.

My Faceboosting got so bad my phone started recording me.

When you talk so much about yourself it’s like you’re trying to make everyone else forget they exist.

He Faceboosted during the dinner and made everyone else eat in silence.

She Faceboosted so much her friends started a group chat to mock her.

My Faceboosting got so bad my teacher gave me a time-out.

When you brag so much your face gets all red and your brain turns to jelly from all the dumb stuff you say.

He Faceboosted during the game and got kicked out.

She Faceboosted so much her cat left her.

I Faceboosted so much my phone started laughing at me.