Facebooquaintance

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A person you know only through a social network. They’re like a half-decent friend, but you’ll never invite them to your actual life. You’ll like their posts, but you’ll never ask them how they’re doing.
I liked your post about your cat, but I won’t talk to you unless you DM me a picture of your dog.
You liked my vacation photo, but you never responded to my 3 a. m. text about my ex.
You followed me, but I don’t even know your name.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person you know only through a social network. They’re the kind of person who’ll like your post, but won’t ever talk to you unless you send them a message at 2 a. m.
You liked my rant about my job, but you never replied to my message.
You posted a picture of your dinner, but I don’t know what you eat for breakfast.
You followed me, but you’ve never even replied to my post.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person you know only through a social network. They’re like a ghost on your phone. They’ll like your post, but they’ll never actually talk to you unless you message them in the middle of the night.
You liked my post about my breakup, but you never texted me about your own.
You posted a selfie, but I don’t know what your face looks like in real life.
You followed me, but I don’t know your name or your life.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person you know only through a social network. You’ll like their post, but you’ll never actually talk to them unless you send them a message at 1 a. m.
You liked my post about my day, but I don’t know what your day is like.
You posted a photo of your dog, but I’ve never seen your dog in real life.
You followed me, but you never responded to my message.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person you know only through a social network. They’re like a fake friend. They’ll like your post, but they’ll never actually talk to you unless you message them in the middle of the night.
You liked my post about my crush, but you never told me about yours.
You posted a picture of your food, but I don’t know what your food tastes like.
You followed me, but you’ve never even said hi.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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