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When you send a message to someone on Facebook because their photo is hot and you hope they're not a total mess. Usually ends with you questioning your life choices and a bunch of syphilis.

Hey, you look like my ex's cousin. Want to be my new ex's cousin?

I saw your profile and now I'm questioning my entire life. Let's go get coffee and STDs.

Your face is nice. Your life is probably a disaster. Let's find out together.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Hooking up with someone you met on Facebook because their profile was better than their personality. Usually starts with a message and ends with you wondering why you didn't just go to the library.

Your bio says you're a beast. Let's see if that's true or just a lie.

I'm bored. You look interesting. Let's be bored together.

If you're not a total disaster, I'll give you a cookie.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you message someone on Facebook because their picture was good, and then you realize they're not good at all. Ends with you wondering why you're still single and why you didn't just stay home.

Your face is nice. Let's see if your brain is nicer.

I'm tired. You look like you're tired too. Let's be tired together.

You look like someone I'd want to date. Let's see if you're worth the trouble.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The stupid decision of hooking up with someone you found on Facebook because their profile was hot. Ends with you wondering if you're the worst person ever and if they're the worst person ever.

You look like my ex. Let's be my new ex.

I'm a fool. You look like a fool. Let's be fools together.

Your profile is better than your personality. Let's test that theory.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you message someone on Facebook because they look good, and then you realize they're worse than your last relationship. Ends with you feeling like you're the one who's messed up.

Your face is nice. Let's see if your life is nicer.

I saw your profile. Let's see if your life is as good as it looks.

You look like someone I could love. Let's see if that's true.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you hook up with someone you met on Facebook because their picture made you forget they're a total disaster. Ends with you questioning your life and your dating habits.

Your picture is hot. Let's see if your life is hotter.

I'm tired of my life. You look tired of yours. Let's be tired together.

You look like someone I'd want to be with. Let's see if that's true.

by Slangipedia 3d ago