facebooktually

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You get a Facebook event invite but you're too lazy or too drunk to go, so you show up Facebooktually by liking the post and commenting 'I was here.'

Liking the party post and typing 'I was here' while still in pajamas.

Commenting 'I was here' on the event photo after drinking 3 beers.

Liking the post and typing 'I was here' while still in bed.

You pretend to be at an event by being on Facebook, even though you're at home eating pizza and watching Netflix.

You’re at home eating pizza and watching Netflix but you’re still on Facebook commenting 'I’m here!'

You’re on Facebook typing 'I’m here!' even though you're wearing pajamas.

You’re watching Netflix and still commenting 'I’m here!' on the event.

You're not physically there, but you're there in spirit, by liking, commenting, and maybe even posting a photo of your pizza.

You post a photo of your pizza and comment 'I was here!'

You comment 'I was here!' and like the event post while eating pizza.

You post a picture of your pizza and say you were there.

You show up to the event in the worst way possible, by being on Facebook and not actually going.

You’re on Facebook commenting 'I was here' while still in bed.

You’re on Facebook typing 'I was here' while still in pajamas.

You comment 'I was here' on the event post while still eating pizza.

You're not at the event, but you're there in spirit by commenting, liking, and maybe even eating pizza.

You comment 'I was here' and like the event post while eating pizza.

You're eating pizza and still commenting 'I was here.'

You comment 'I was here' on the event post while eating pizza.

You're too broke to go to the event, so you attend Facebooktually by commenting and liking the post from your couch.

You’re on your couch commenting 'I was here' on the event post.

You’re watching TV and commenting 'I was here' on the event post.

You’re on your couch liking the event post and commenting 'I was here.'