Facebooktarian

A Facebooktarian is a fake vegan who posts pictures of salad and smoothies on Facebook but eats pizza, burgers, and greasy fries every day. They don’t care if their gut looks like a parking lot.

A Facebooktarian is someone who acts like they eat kale and quinoa but actually eat burgers, fries, and ice cream. They don’t care if their body looks like a meatball sub.

A Facebooktarian is someone who lies about eating healthy on Facebook but eats junk food in real life. They’re like a fake veggie who eats meat and doesn’t care about their gut.

A Facebooktarian is someone who puts up pictures of healthy food online but eats burgers, pizza, and ice cream. They don’t care if their gut is bigger than a basketball.

A Facebooktarian is someone who acts like they eat healthy on social media but eats junk food and doesn’t care about their weight. They're like a fake veggie who eats meat and lies about it.

A Facebooktarian is someone who makes their Facebook look like they eat healthy but actually eats burgers, pizza, and ice cream. They don't care if they look like a meatball sub.