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A person who shoves their butt on Facebook by adding random strangers just to boost their friend count like it's a damn popularity contest.

"I added 50 people today. My friend count is 10,000. I'm a god."

"I don't know this guy. He's my 13th friend today. I'm gonna marry him."

"My friend list is my love life. I'm sad. I need more friends."

A person who gets a boner every time they post something on Facebook or hit every like button like it's their job.

"I liked 20 posts today. I'm a like machine. I'm gonna like the moon next."

"I posted about my breakfast. It's the most important post of my life."

"I like every status. I don't care if it's about socks. Socks are important."