facebooksterbating

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when you spend so much time liking your own stuff on Facebook that you forget you're even human

I just liked my own comment 12 times because I felt like it

My own post got 7 likes and I cried

I'm so obsessed with my own feed I think I'm famous

when you're so addicted to Facebook you live in it and forget the real world

I haven't left my bed in 3 days because I was scrolling Facebook

I posted 20 times today and no one else did anything

I forgot to eat because I was looking at my own posts