facebookstalkerhoes

Fresh Trending
#facebookstalkerhoe#lurker#nosy

1 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

1
Facebookstalkerhoes are people who sit on their butt all day scrolling through Facebook like it’s their job, just to see if someone’s life is better than theirs.
Why is she commenting on his ex’s post? She’s been watching his life for three years!
He’s been liking her pictures for a month. I think he’s a Facebookstalkerhoe.
They don’t even know each other, but they’ve been spying on each other for years.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
Facebookstalkerhoes are people who have nothing better to do than to check up on other people’s lives like they’re in a spy mission.
She just saw his vacation pictures. Now she’s mad because she’s still stuck at work.
He’s been stalking her since high school. He still doesn’t know she’s married.
They’ve never talked, but they know each other’s secrets.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
Facebookstalkerhoes are the worst kind of people who sit there and watch others’ lives like they’re on a reality show.
She’s been watching his posts since the day he broke up with his girlfriend. Still hasn’t moved on.
He’s been commenting on her every post for a year. She’s starting to get annoyed.
They’ve never met, but they know all about each other’s lives.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
4
Facebookstalkerhoes are the kind of people who live in their own world, checking Facebook like it’s a religion.
She checks his profile every day just to see if he’s happy. He’s not.
He’s been liking her pictures for six months. She doesn’t even know he exists.
They’ve been watching each other for years, but they still don’t talk.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
Facebookstalkerhoes are people who don’t have a life, so they spy on other people’s lives like it’s their full-time job.
She’s been watching his posts for two years. Still doesn’t know he’s single.
He’s been commenting on her life for months. She thinks he’s a creep.
They’ve never talked, but they know everything about each other.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
6
Facebookstalkerhoes are people who spend all their time on Facebook trying to find out what someone’s doing, even if they don’t care.
She’s been checking his profile every day just to see if he’s happy. He’s not.
He’s been stalking her since college. Still doesn’t know she’s married.
They’ve been watching each other for years, but they still don’t know each other.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
xs