Facebooksofting

I just Facebooksofted for three hours and still don't know what I did today.

My mom said I was Facebooksofting instead of doing my homework.

I Facebooksofted so hard my phone screen broke.

I Facebooksofted so much I forgot my own name.

I Facebooksofted through my entire lunch break.

I Facebooksofted and now I can't remember my password.

I was Facebooksofting and got a notification from my ex.

I Facebooksofted so long my dog left me.

I Facebooksofted and now my dad thinks I'm dead.