Facebooksionship

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A fake relationship on Facebook that's just there to make you look cool and give your ex a hard time. It's like saying you're in love when you're just hanging out and eating fries together.
'We're officially dating now, loser.', said by a guy who still texts his ex every day.
'I'm in a relationship now, and it's not you.', said by someone who just got blocked.
'We're together now, and I'm not even mad.', said by a girl who's still with her first love.
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When you lie on Facebook about being in a relationship just to make your friends think you're living your best life. It's not real. It's just a filter and a bad profile picture.
'I'm in a relationship now. It's real. It's fake. It's complicated.', said by someone who's still single.
'I'm dating my best friend now. We're official.', said by someone who's still using the same password for Facebook.
'I'm in a relationship. It's not real. It's just a status.', said by someone who's still scrolling through their ex's timeline.
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A relationship that's only real on Facebook. It's like when you're not even talking to the person, but you still say you're dating them because it looks cool and your friends are impressed.
'We're dating now. It's official. I didn't even ask him.', said by someone who just saw his ex's status.
'I'm dating him now. It's real. It's not.', said by someone who's still confused.
'We're dating. It's real. It's fake. It's the best.', said by someone who's just trying to look cool.
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When you say you're in a relationship on Facebook, but in real life, you're just hanging out and pretending you're in love because it's easier than breaking up.
'We're dating now. It's real. It's fake. It's just a status.', said by someone who's still single.
'I'm in a relationship now. It's not real. It's just a filter.', said by someone who's still scrolling through their ex's timeline.
'We're dating now. It's real. It's not. It's just a status.', said by someone who's still confused.
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A relationship that's only real on Facebook. It's like when you're not even talking to the person, but you still say you're dating them because it's easier than breaking up and your friends think you're cool.
'We're dating now. It's real. It's fake. It's just a status.', said by someone who's still single.
'I'm in a relationship now. It's real. It's fake. It's just a filter.', said by someone who's still scrolling through their ex's timeline.
'We're dating now. It's real. It's not. It's just a status.', said by someone who's still confused.
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